Tea Frog Thermal Sticker
You saw the junior tech rinse their boots upstream. Someone entered 87 identical “no fish observed” in a row. And that one PI just misidentified a muskrat as a beaver. Again.
But hey. That isn’t your business.
This sticker is your passive-aggressive boundary, your emotional PPE. Inspired by the iconic Kermit-sipping-tea meme, but this time it’s a frog, it’s a field site, and the tea is... probably just creek water (filtered, hopefully).
Details for the fellow data goblins:
🍵 2” white circle thermal sticker — just big enough for passive aggression
🐸 Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish, where all our frogs have opinions
💧 Not waterproof (just like your gear budget)
🔥 Thermal = melty in heat, like your patience
🌿 Not compostable, but still judgmental
🚫 Leave no trace. Unless it’s vibes-based accountability.
Stick it somewhere visible so you don’t have to say a word. Let the frog do the talking.
You saw the junior tech rinse their boots upstream. Someone entered 87 identical “no fish observed” in a row. And that one PI just misidentified a muskrat as a beaver. Again.
But hey. That isn’t your business.
This sticker is your passive-aggressive boundary, your emotional PPE. Inspired by the iconic Kermit-sipping-tea meme, but this time it’s a frog, it’s a field site, and the tea is... probably just creek water (filtered, hopefully).
Details for the fellow data goblins:
🍵 2” white circle thermal sticker — just big enough for passive aggression
🐸 Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish, where all our frogs have opinions
💧 Not waterproof (just like your gear budget)
🔥 Thermal = melty in heat, like your patience
🌿 Not compostable, but still judgmental
🚫 Leave no trace. Unless it’s vibes-based accountability.
Stick it somewhere visible so you don’t have to say a word. Let the frog do the talking.
You saw the junior tech rinse their boots upstream. Someone entered 87 identical “no fish observed” in a row. And that one PI just misidentified a muskrat as a beaver. Again.
But hey. That isn’t your business.
This sticker is your passive-aggressive boundary, your emotional PPE. Inspired by the iconic Kermit-sipping-tea meme, but this time it’s a frog, it’s a field site, and the tea is... probably just creek water (filtered, hopefully).
Details for the fellow data goblins:
🍵 2” white circle thermal sticker — just big enough for passive aggression
🐸 Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish, where all our frogs have opinions
💧 Not waterproof (just like your gear budget)
🔥 Thermal = melty in heat, like your patience
🌿 Not compostable, but still judgmental
🚫 Leave no trace. Unless it’s vibes-based accountability.
Stick it somewhere visible so you don’t have to say a word. Let the frog do the talking.