Evolution’s ancient rebels. Not a fan of fascism.
Sturgeons have been around for 200 million years and not once have they formed a totalitarian regime. Coincidence? We think not.
Slap this 2” thermal sticker on your field notebook, your lab fridge or whatever clipboard was abandoned mid-crisis when someone decided the data was ‘inconclusive’ and walked into the sea. It’s perfect for ichthyologists, antifascists, and anyone who’s tired of both ecological collapse and political extremism.
Details:
🐟 2” circle thermal sticker
🧪 Sturgeon-approved
🔥 Not waterproof, like your confidence in governmental competency
🖨️ Printed at Fruits by the Fish HQ, somewhere between the salt marsh and a mild breakdown
✊ No tanks. No litter. Minimal impact. Maximum fish.
Because fish are friends. And fascists? Extinct in this house.
Evolution’s ancient rebels. Not a fan of fascism.
Sturgeons have been around for 200 million years and not once have they formed a totalitarian regime. Coincidence? We think not.
Slap this 2” thermal sticker on your field notebook, your lab fridge or whatever clipboard was abandoned mid-crisis when someone decided the data was ‘inconclusive’ and walked into the sea. It’s perfect for ichthyologists, antifascists, and anyone who’s tired of both ecological collapse and political extremism.
Details:
🐟 2” circle thermal sticker
🧪 Sturgeon-approved
🔥 Not waterproof, like your confidence in governmental competency
🖨️ Printed at Fruits by the Fish HQ, somewhere between the salt marsh and a mild breakdown
✊ No tanks. No litter. Minimal impact. Maximum fish.
Because fish are friends. And fascists? Extinct in this house.
