Slutty Shorebirds Waterproof Sticker

$4.00

“These Hoes Ain’t Loyal” – 3" Vinyl Sticker
Snarky. Bird Nerdy. Unapologetic.

This 3-inch waterproof vinyl sticker features a finely drawn plover alongside the cheeky phrase “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal.” Equal parts naturalist illustration and internet meme, it’s a perfect mix of field guide charm and unfiltered humor.

Designed by Fruits by the Fish, this sticker celebrates the messy little life of shorebirds. It’s a little bit of chaos for your water bottle, laptop, or notebook.

Size: 3" (approx.)

  • Weatherproof, scratch-resistant vinyl

  • Matte finish with crisp black-and-white illustration

  • Perfect for laptops, water bottles, coolers, field gear, and anywhere that needs a dose of bird-fueled shade

  • Queer-designed with wit, grit, and ornithological flair

“These Hoes Ain’t Loyal” – 3" Vinyl Sticker
Snarky. Bird Nerdy. Unapologetic.

This 3-inch waterproof vinyl sticker features a finely drawn plover alongside the cheeky phrase “These Hoes Ain’t Loyal.” Equal parts naturalist illustration and internet meme, it’s a perfect mix of field guide charm and unfiltered humor.

Designed by Fruits by the Fish, this sticker celebrates the messy little life of shorebirds. It’s a little bit of chaos for your water bottle, laptop, or notebook.

Size: 3" (approx.)

  • Weatherproof, scratch-resistant vinyl

  • Matte finish with crisp black-and-white illustration

  • Perfect for laptops, water bottles, coolers, field gear, and anywhere that needs a dose of bird-fueled shade

  • Queer-designed with wit, grit, and ornithological flair