Slutty Plover Thermal Sticker
Emotionally unavailable. Highly mobile. Zero commitment to your nesting zone.
This 2” thermal sticker features a plover—shorebird icon of chaotic good, master of disappearing acts, and proud participant in zero long-term romances.
For the habitat hoppers, seasonal romantics, and anyone who’s ever ghosted a restoration plan.
Details:
🐦 2” white circle thermal sticker featuring a plover with trust issues
🖨️ Printed at Fruits by the Fish HQ with field-ready imperfections
🔥 Not waterproof, not heatproof—just like your best intentions
🍃 Leave no trace, leave no feelings
Stick it to your binocular case, tide charts, or the next doomed shoreline crush.
Emotionally unavailable. Highly mobile. Zero commitment to your nesting zone.
This 2” thermal sticker features a plover—shorebird icon of chaotic good, master of disappearing acts, and proud participant in zero long-term romances.
For the habitat hoppers, seasonal romantics, and anyone who’s ever ghosted a restoration plan.
Details:
🐦 2” white circle thermal sticker featuring a plover with trust issues
🖨️ Printed at Fruits by the Fish HQ with field-ready imperfections
🔥 Not waterproof, not heatproof—just like your best intentions
🍃 Leave no trace, leave no feelings
Stick it to your binocular case, tide charts, or the next doomed shoreline crush.
Emotionally unavailable. Highly mobile. Zero commitment to your nesting zone.
This 2” thermal sticker features a plover—shorebird icon of chaotic good, master of disappearing acts, and proud participant in zero long-term romances.
For the habitat hoppers, seasonal romantics, and anyone who’s ever ghosted a restoration plan.
Details:
🐦 2” white circle thermal sticker featuring a plover with trust issues
🖨️ Printed at Fruits by the Fish HQ with field-ready imperfections
🔥 Not waterproof, not heatproof—just like your best intentions
🍃 Leave no trace, leave no feelings
Stick it to your binocular case, tide charts, or the next doomed shoreline crush.