Gars Against Oligarchy
This 2" thermal sticker features a gauntlet of gars—prehistoric, sharp-toothed dissidents swimming straight for the ruling class. They're not here for your tanks or your hedge funds. They’re here to gnaw on corruption.
🖨️ Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish HQ using a thermal label printer
🎯 Small-batch, big energy
🧱 Slap it where it’ll be seen by billionaires (or their bodyguards)
Care note: These thermal stickers don’t love heat or water—keep them cool and dry like a gar in the shallows.
Leave no trace: even if it's a scale-tipped message on a park bench.
This 2" thermal sticker features a gauntlet of gars—prehistoric, sharp-toothed dissidents swimming straight for the ruling class. They're not here for your tanks or your hedge funds. They’re here to gnaw on corruption.
🖨️ Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish HQ using a thermal label printer
🎯 Small-batch, big energy
🧱 Slap it where it’ll be seen by billionaires (or their bodyguards)
Care note: These thermal stickers don’t love heat or water—keep them cool and dry like a gar in the shallows.
Leave no trace: even if it's a scale-tipped message on a park bench.
This 2" thermal sticker features a gauntlet of gars—prehistoric, sharp-toothed dissidents swimming straight for the ruling class. They're not here for your tanks or your hedge funds. They’re here to gnaw on corruption.
🖨️ Printed in-house at Fruits by the Fish HQ using a thermal label printer
🎯 Small-batch, big energy
🧱 Slap it where it’ll be seen by billionaires (or their bodyguards)
Care note: These thermal stickers don’t love heat or water—keep them cool and dry like a gar in the shallows.
Leave no trace: even if it's a scale-tipped message on a park bench.